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An ET can every now and then be seen showing up in a restroom mirror.
A lady's body with a goat's head has often been spotted appearing frightening in Appalachian National Scenic Trail quite near the park headquarters. One of the folks who live here determinedly alleges that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who are brave enough to disrupt the peace in College Park. Whichever way, this is an intimidating phantom that is better not disturbed.
A moderately decayed human body is regularly noticed having a seat on a bench in a flat in the neighborhood of College Park. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into before sunrise.
Thumbelina may regularly be distinguished in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous duckbill may be observed over and over again by an old woman fishing by a lake close to College Park.
The ghost of a grower sporting a worn straw hat has now and then
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been spotted having a seat in a chair in a building in College Park. Several of the folks who live here argue this phantom could be the soul of a local who passed away here in College Park a long time ago. No matter what, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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