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These are some lies we made up about Cockeysville.
A knight's armor devoid of a human inside has been said to have been perceived on a few instances pacing from building to building on a dark night on a Cockeysville road. In any event, it's a scary ghost that is preferably not upset.
A somewhat translucent man outfitted as the captain of a ship may repeatedly be perceived fishing from the water's edge of Beaverdam Pond at midnight.
A sizeable terrifying ghost may be distinguished over and over again chucking pieces of wood into the stream at Baisman Run around midnight. Loads of people who live here say this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who are brave enough to upset the quiet in Cockeysville. No matter what, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling phantom that you don't want to meet after midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking guy dressed in a confederate uniform has sometimes been distinguished seated at a table in a Cockeysville apartment. No matter what folks articulate, this ghost
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certainly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A colossal springbok is once in a while observed sipping water from Ashland Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from space can from time to time be observed in a secluded place in close proximity to Cockeysville.
The spirit of a bound
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up gentleman was perceived in Green Spring Valley very late at night gazing irritably at the bystander. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody other present.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object became visible waving to cars by a shadowy road near Cockeysville.
The spirit of a bum was witnessed pulling a dead body over the grass in Beldon Athletic Field before dawn. The arrival of the bystander alarmed the ghost who then faded away. Residents who have spotted this ghost say this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Cockeysville.
A huge bull was noticed staring across The Caves late at night.
Ferdinand Magellan has often been noticed mailing a container at a Cockeysville post office.
An enormous parakeet is regularly witnessed guzzling regular unleaded from a pump at a refueling station in Cockeysville.
The ghost of an elderly hag has supposedly been made out on a handful of occasions in Gunpowder Falls State Park outside the park headquarters
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trying to locate a picture.
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Ghost Sightings From Cockeysville
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Ghost Sightings From Cockeysville
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His lips are moving.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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