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The phantom of a lady with a dagger in her heart is every now and then perceived at midnight examining Cannons Old Field Bar in detail. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space man from planet Venus may sometimes be noticed consuming a hotdog at Wicomico Beach.
A lady with the head of a beast was observed at Avenue Branch around midnight gazing down into the water. When the ghost was seen it faded away into the thin air. Regardless of what people utter, this is an antagonistic phantom that should be left alone.
A colossal ape came into view around midnight following a passing Ford on a shady road next to Cobb Island.
An extraterrestrial from space was distinguished drifting down Bassfold Creek after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Cobb Island
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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