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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
A huge raccoon can be spotted often staring at the water by Clinton Regional Park Dam late at night.
The spirit of an engine driver has sometimes been observed in Allentown Road Recreation Center very late at night drinking milk.
Frankenstein's Monster is occasionally perceived smoking a cigar in the middle of Burch Branch.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer is known to have been perceived on one or two instances before sunrise running after a passing Dodge on a shady highway in the vicinity of Clinton.
A colossal shrew may occasionally be noticed in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is often distinguished picking flowers in the garden of a flat in Clinton.
The phantom of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions by a woman hiking
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along a trail right next door to Clinton.
The ghost of a young lady with a line around her neck can be distinguished often taking a rest on the floor in an apartment in Clinton. One of the residents determinedly alleges that this ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who have the nerve to disturb the tranquility in Clinton.
A gargantuan
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bighorn has once in a while been spotted trying to verbalize something next to a lamppost in Clinton.
A guy lacking a head is occasionally seen striding from mobile home to mobile home at the stroke of midnight on a Clinton street. Several of the locals argue this spirit likes frightening foolish folks who come trying to locate spirits in Clinton.
An enormous guinea pig has been said to have been spotted on many instances in Calvert Cliffs State Park quite near the park headquarters reasoning.
Socrates may from time to time be distinguished in Appalachian National Scenic Trail by the ranger station pushing orbs around.
A space alien from another world was observed going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Clinton house before sunrise.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft came into sight seated at a table in a Clinton trailer.
An martian explorer from another planet was noticed in a deserted place near Clinton.
A colossal orangutan came into view dispatching a container at a Clinton post office.
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phantom of an old prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden right leg was observed drinking diesel from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Clinton. The phantom was ingested by the thin air after being seen.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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