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A guy's body having the head of a pig has repeatedly been observed looking at the surroundings at Ledford Farm Pond Dam at midnight. Many local residents allege this spirit may be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Clements long ago. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to come across around midnight.
An ET is repeatedly spotted in Church Swamp after midnight struggling to deposit a dead body.
The spirit of a guy grasping a sword has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions resting on a sofa in a mobile home in close proximity to Clements.
A female with worms crawling out of her eyes can often be observed pulling a corpse across the dirt in Laurel Grove Park late at night. In any event, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that any rational person would not want to run into.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has from time to time been observed gazing down into the water at Avenue Branch around midnight.
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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