|
| |
Clear Spring, Maryland Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Clear Spring.
The spirit of a youthful man in a rain coat can often be seen burying a body by a large rock in Clear Spring Park before dawn.
A beheaded guy can be seen often enjoying the vista at Blairs Valley Dam late at night. According to the local residents, this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a person who used to live here in Clear Spring.
An extremely large rhinoceros has once in a while been made out trying to locate a map beside the water's edge at Blairs Valley Lake.
A female with her legs removed has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions laundering a bloody pair of pants in Big Spring late at night.
An armed forces outfit striding around lacking a body in it may sometimes be made out glugging down milk mid stream in Camp Spring Run.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer has regularly been seen late at night gazing across Blair Valley.
The phantom of a civil war warrior is regularly made out by Hanging Rock discussing
| |
|
into the night. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that should be avoided.
The spirit of a critically scorched female is rumored to have been observed on several instances on the highest spot of Abe Mills Mountain at midnight glancing at the sight.
A sizeable menacing beast may repeatedly be distinguished clutching a skull near the water at The Neck.
A space alien from planet Jupiter can be noticed very often crying in Bear Pond Hollow very late at night.
| |
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Clear Spring
Submit a lie about Clear Spring, Maryland:
Other untruthful towns near Clear Spring, Maryland:
Big Pool, Maryland, 7 miles away
Williamsport, Maryland, 8 miles away
Maugansville, Maryland, 11 miles away
Fairplay, Maryland, 12 miles away
Hagerstown, Maryland, 13 miles away
Funkstown, Maryland, 14 miles away
Sharpsburg, Maryland, 16 miles away
Boonsboro, Maryland, 18 miles away
Keedysville, Maryland, 18 miles away
Hancock, Maryland, 19 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Maryland
|
Ghost Sightings From Clear Spring
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
MORE JOKES
|
