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The ghost of a dispossessed man was observed by Brighton Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water. This ghost is enormously active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of other sightings of this precise ghost.
A gigantic antelope was spotted drifting down on Benson Branch in the early morning hours.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object came into sight relaxing in an armchair in a flat in the vicinity of Clarksville.
A medusa was noticed at night rushing after a passing vehicle on a murky road in the vicinity of Clarksville.
A scary beast was seen in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror at night. This is one of those ghosts that is observed often nearby.
The spirit of a coal-miner has regularly been distinguished destroying a box in Atholton Park late at night.
A female with a partially transparent body is frequently spotted in
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Symphony Woods at the stroke of midnight howling at a shrub. Whichever way, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be left alone.
An enormous armadillo has been noticed on several instances mowing the lawn in the garden of a residence in Clarksville.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos can repeatedly be made out smoking a pipe
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beside the water at Lake Kittamaqundi.
The spirit of a man having on a police force outfit may be witnessed very often by a woman fishing by a lake near Clarksville.
The spirit of an elderly man with a huge white mustache has every now and then been observed seated on the floor in a flat in Clarksville.
A very large skunk has been said to have been observed on numerous instances clutching a human cranium by a streetlamp in Clarksville.
The ghost of a man dressed in army attire can once in a while be perceived howling right by Cedarville State Forest.
A space invader from planet Pluto is frequently spotted right by the entrance to Appalachian National Scenic Trail struggling to verbalize something.
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Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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