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A gigantic musk deer can every now and then be made out crying under a streetlight in Clarksburg.
A lady afire, gripping a kerosene container has regularly been witnessed at Churchill Town Sector Dam at night howling. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that you do not want to run into at midnight.
A huge camel is regularly perceived strolling from residence to residence after midnight on a Clarksburg road.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has allegedly been distinguished on one or two occasions watching the surroundings from the summit of Black Hill in the early morning hours. One of the folks who live here determinedly says that this ghost loves scaring people who come looking for ghosts in Clarksburg.
A space invader from deep space may be spotted repeatedly sitting at a table in a Clarksburg building.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarksburg
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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