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These are some lies we made up about Claiborne.
A massive cow has every so often been perceived walking a German Shepherd at night on a shadowy Claiborne residential road.
William Shakespeare is now and then made out late at night floating along Broad Creek.
An extremely large dormouse has been observed on many instances pulling a cadaver over rocks in Bellevue Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A minotaur was observed looking through flat windows in Claiborne on a dark night.
The spirit of a lady with a knife in her heart came into view scrutinizing Nelson Island Shoal in detail around midnight. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the eye witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Claiborne
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Ghost Sightings From Claiborne
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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