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These are some lies we made up about Churchton.
A space invader from planet Venus was made out pointing at the observer down beside the water at Battees Point.
The ghost of a gravely scorched lady has frequently been observed at Bare Neck Shore taking a moonlight-hour swim. A local asserts that this ghost is that of a local person who resided here in Churchton many years ago.
A space invader from outer space is frequently noticed in Beech Hollow at midnight throwing pieces of wood.
A space invader has been said to have been perceived on many instances conducting a conducted excursion of Fairhaven Cliffs to a cluster of ghosts before dawn.
A massive puma can often be distinguished fly fishing from the shore of Beverly Lake very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Churchton
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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