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These are some lies we made up about Church Hill.
A massive kid may from time to time be distinguished in Browns Branch contemplating.
A guy's body with the head of a bear has regularly been made out by Owings Farm Pond Dam on a dark night staring at the water. Residents who have distinguished this phantom say this phantom can be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Church Hill some decades ago.
The phantom of a man hauling a sword is often made out looking down into the water at Deep Point on a dark night. Regardless of what, it's a scary spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
The Pied Piper can repeatedly be witnessed trying to flag down cars beside a shadowy road near Church Hill.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her ears may be noticed frequently drinking regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Church Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Church Hill
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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