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These are some lies we made up about Church Creek.
A Stegosaurus is often spotted fluttering across Hog Range late at night.
The phantom of a young air force pilot may regularly be witnessed on the water's edge of Coulson Pond yelling.
A young-looking girl in a blood-covered wedding gown may be made out very frequently gazing down by the water at Bull Point. In any event, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
A man having a spear in his head is sometimes made out trying to grasp something in Blackwater National Wildlife Refuge late in the night.
An martian traveler from another galaxy is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances hurling boulders into the stream at Beaverdam Creek late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Church Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Church Creek
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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