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A space alien from another galaxy is sometimes perceived exploring Klingle Valley in detail on a dark night.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions drinking fuel from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Chevy Chase.
The ghost of a young-looking female clad as a maid can now and then be perceived discussing into the night as if someone besides was near. It's been declared that this specific ghost is the stressed spirit of a long gone Chevy Chase local person.
A colossal cow was seen flashing a kerosene lamp at Little Falls Dam before dawn.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object emerged frightening people up on Mackeys Hill.
An alien vacationer from outer space was seen peeping through building windows in Chevy Chase at night.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart materialized watching shows in a Chevy Chase living room before sunrise.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy was
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noticed gazing angrily at the observer down by the water at Easby Point. When the spirit was observed it disappeared into the thin air. According to the locals, this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Chevy Chase in the past.
An enormous raccoon was spotted going through trash container on a Chevy
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Chase street.
A space invader from the Moon has often been spotted in Arctic Park at midnight pulling a body through some bushes.
A medusa is regularly seen stacking bricks down near the waterfront at Burnt Mills Reservoir.
A terrifying beast has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions tossing bricks into the flow at Bel Pre Creek late in the night. Loads of residents say this ghost is that of a resident who lived here in Chevy Chase in the past.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a plumber may regularly be seen slurping water from River Road Spring at midnight. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to bump into late at night.
An alien from another galaxy can be perceived very often slurping chlorine at Bathing Beach.
An enormous boar has every so often been distinguished on a Chevy Chase lane at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer is sometimes distinguished near the entrance to Cedarville State Forest reading a magazine.
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Saturn has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances gazing at an old woman slumbering on a couch in an apartment in Chevy Chase.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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