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A space invader from another planet is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances in a row boat on Fairlee Lake grasping a human headbone.
A partially see-through guy dressed as the skipper of a boat can be distinguished over and over again howling at Chestertown Stablization Pond Number Two Dam late in the night. One of the residents determinedly argues that this phantom is most likely the undead phantom of a local who used to have a home here in Chestertown.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every now and then been seen in a Chestertown flat.
The ghost of a young gentleman sporting a confederate uniform is every so often observed showing up in a bathroom mirror. Several people allege this spirit is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Chestertown resident. Whatever folks articulate, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that should be shunned.
William Shakespeare has purportedly been distinguished on
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a small number of occasions in Caulks Field around midnight flickering a lantern.
The ghost of a bound up guy may once in a while be seen floating down Broad Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing's for certain, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of a youthful lady soaked in blood has
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repeatedly been witnessed at Barroll Point very late at night staring down into the water. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a person who resided here in Chestertown a long time ago.
A gargantuan elk is regularly observed screaming names of people in Bookers Hollow before sunrise.
A gentleman with a large hole through his chest has been said to have been distinguished on frequent instances at night pursuing a passing Dodge on a shady highway right next door to Chestertown.
A guy with the head of a devil can often be observed in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver spotting the phantom in her rear view mirror after midnight.
A somewhat decomposed human dead body has now and then been perceived watering plants in the garden of a residence in Chestertown. According to what the locals declare, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who are bold enough to disrupt the quiet in Chestertown. Anyhow, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at midnight.
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Dracula is every so often spotted by a lady hiking along a trail near Chestertown.
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Ghost Sightings From Chestertown
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Ghost Sightings From Chestertown
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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