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These are some lies we made up about Chester.
An Iguanodon is once in a while observed at the water at Batts Neck gazing angrily at the eye witness.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has supposedly been made out on one or two instances standing by a desolate highway outside Chester.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship can sometimes be perceived heaving boulders in Chester River.
An enormous ibex was perceived swimming at Wickes Beach at night.
The ghost of an elderly man with a large gray mustache came into view trying to conceal a corpse in South Prong Shipping Creek before sunrise. When the bystander showed up the phantom escaped.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head was noticed drinking blood from a mug by Stony Bar Bluff. The ghost mentioned revenging a homicide. Locals here claim that this phantom may well be a celebrated former time inhabitant of Chester.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy became visible in Eastern Neck National
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Wildlife Refuge very late at night covering a corpse by a big boulder.
The phantom of a woman with a sack fastened around her head was distinguished enjoying the view at North Pond very late at night. The witness got scared and ran away. In any case, it's undeniably a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A very large
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wildcat has regularly been distinguished on a dark night checking out Brickhouse Bar in detail.
An alien from Venus is often noticed traveling on a bicycle on a shady road in close proximity to Chester.
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Ghost Sightings From Chester
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Ghost Sightings From Chester
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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