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These are some lies we made up about Chesapeake City.
A space invader from planet Pluto has regularly been perceived dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Back Creek after midnight.
A massive wombat is frequently observed turning toward the eye witness in Bethel Managed Hunting Area at midnight.
A woman with a blue face is rumored to have been made out on many instances looking angrily at the witness on the water's edge of White Swan Lake. Based on what the locals assert, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Chesapeake City some decades ago.
An alien from the cosmos may repeatedly be seen at Back Creek Dam at night going mad.
A guy with a knife in his head can be spotted repeatedly near the water at Goose Point scooping out an outlet.
The Wizard of Oz has from time to time been spotted by a chilling tall tree in Elk Neck State Forest destroying a shoe.
A man's body having the head of a sheep is every now and then spotted before sunrise soaring across Bohemia Manor.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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