Chesapeake Beach, Maryland Lies - PAGE 2 An army uniform staggering about with no body in it was seen relaxing on a couch in a home close to Chesapeake Beach. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the air. Folks here argue that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Chesapeake Beach some time ago.   <<<< FIRST PAGE        Ghost Sightings From Chesapeake Beach Submit a lie about Chesapeake Beach, Maryland: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:       Other untruthful towns near Chesapeake Beach, Maryland: Sunderland, Maryland, 3 miles away North Beach, Maryland, 3 miles away Huntingtown, Maryland, 5 miles away Owings, Maryland, 5 miles away Friendship, Maryland, 5 miles away Tracys Landing, Maryland, 6 miles away Deale, Maryland, 7 miles away Prince Frederick, Maryland, 8 miles away Churchton, Maryland, 8 miles away Port Republic, Maryland, 9 miles away Dunkirk, Maryland, 9 miles away        The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Maryland Ghost Sightings From Chesapeake Beach At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said. Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said: - That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life. - Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is. Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills. Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess? - Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things. MORE JOKES