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An extraterrestrial from planet Mars may be seen very often flickering a lamp in Brandywine Area Recreation Area late at night.
A young girl dressed in a blood-splattered prom dress has sometimes been noticed in a flat in Cheltenham. Whatever people exclaim, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A man with a knife in his head is occasionally noticed in a Cheltenham flat. According to what the local residents assert, this ghost loves terrifying folks who come trying to find ghosts in Cheltenham.
A huge raccoon has been seen on one or two instances appearing in a washroom mirror.
A space alien from space can now and then be distinguished staring at the water by Clinton Regional Park Dam before sunrise.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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