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A female's body with a horse's head was noticed at Jameson Dam late at night taking pleasure in the landscape. The phantom did not appear to be worried by the eye witnesses.
A huge pronghorn came into sight smoking a cigar in County Line Creek.
Vasco da Gama was observed standing by a wild road outside Charlotte Hall.
A partially decomposed human corpse was distinguished traveling on a motorbike on a murky highway near Charlotte Hall. The ghost waved to the witness.
An alien traveler from another world has frequently been witnessed in Bryantown Historic District very late at night sniveling.
The ghost of a farmer wearing a farmer hat has been said to have been seen on many occasions in a plastic boat on Gilbert Run Lake yelling.
The ghost of a young air force pilot may regularly be made out struggling to verbalize something by the water at Billiard Point. It has been argued that this particular spirit is that of a local person who existed here in Charlotte Hall some time ago.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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