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These are some lies we made up about Charlestown.
A space alien from the cosmos emerged hiding a cadaver by a big rock in Charlestown Athletic Complex in the early morning hours.
An alien was perceived at Roachs Shore going for a night-time bath.
A gigantic whale came into sight relaxing at the dining table in a Charlestown flat terrifying folks.
The martian commander of a UFO was observed mounted on a pony beside a highway in close proximity to Charlestown.
The ghost of a young air force pilot was spotted at a pay phone in Charlestown using the telephone. The spirit talked about revenging an assassination. Nonetheless, this is an unlikable ghost that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Charlestown
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Ghost Sightings From Charlestown
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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