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These are some lies we made up about Chaptico.
An alien is sometimes perceived spending time in an empty home in Chaptico.
The ghost of a young-looking female drenched in blood has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions by Bassfold Creek digging a nook.
The martian commander of a flying saucer may occasionally be made out in Cannons Old Field Bar at night stacking pieces of wood.
A guy with a big hole through his upper body was spotted taking a late-night bath at Wicomico Beach. The observer panicked and ran away. Several of the people who live in this town say this ghost is the stressed spirit of an old Chaptico resident.
Cinderella emerged in Seventh District Community Park before dawn covering a dead body by a big boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Chaptico
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Ghost Sightings From Chaptico
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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