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These are some lies we made up about Centreville.
A huge bull was perceived by Alder Branch devouring a cracker.
A space alien has often been made out looking at the water by Mezick Farm Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a gentleman outfitted as a car mechanic is regularly spotted in Four-H Club Park on a dark night pulling a corpse over the grass. No matter what, this spirit certainly is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An martian vacationer from another world may regularly be observed in Bookers Hollow before dawn carrying a human skull.
Christopher Columbus has every now and then been seen yelling down beside the waterfront at Conquest Beach.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a police force uniform has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions struggling to express something by the water at Abbott Cove. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unfriendly ghost that is rather not disturbed.
An alien from the cosmos can occasionally
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be distinguished relaxing at a coffee table in a Centreville residence attempting to grip something.
A space invader has regularly been distinguished being carried by a pony in the middle of a road next to Centreville.
A massive turtle is frequently noticed at a public phone in Centreville using the phone.
An extraterrestrial voyager
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from another world has supposedly been made out on one or two instances moving orbs about next to a deserted highway right next door to Centreville on a dark night.
A space man from Mars may be witnessed very often near the entrance to Killens Pond State Park appearing scary.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has from time to time been spotted being in a vacant building in Centreville. Anyway, it's a menacing spirit that you would not want to come across late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Centreville
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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