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These are some lies we made up about Cecilton.
A massive muskrat may be spotted over and over again reading a tabloid in Cecilton Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has sometimes been spotted holding a headbone in the middle of Great Bohemia Creek.
An alien from planet Neptune is sometimes observed in a Cecilton area supermarket, wandering the aisles.
An extremely large vicuna can sometimes be witnessed fly fishing from the water's edge of Mill Pond in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a planter sporting a worn straw hat was spotted trying to express something down next to the water at Battery Point. When the bystander materialized the ghost fled. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Cecilton local.
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Ghost Sightings From Cecilton
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Ghost Sightings From Cecilton
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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