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The ghost of a young-looking cowboy was witnessed at Bens Run in the early morning hours tossing rocks into the flowing water. Several sightings of this spirit have been described. People declare that this ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Catonsville some time ago. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that should be kept away from.
Aladdin is often distinguished by Bloede Dam late at night staring at the water.
A very large deer has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances beside Never-Ending Spring before dawn redistributing orbs around.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system can often be spotted fly fishing from the shore of Ashburton Lake at the stroke of midnight.
A terrifying creature may be perceived very often staring at the panorama from the pinnacle of Bare Hills on a dark night. Whatever folks express, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to meet after midnight.
Wolfgang
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Amadeus Mozart has every so often been seen going wild on the top of one of the mountains in the Bare Hills very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon is from time to time observed in a mirror in a Catonsville flat; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
A space invader from the cosmos has purportedly been perceived
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on a handful of occasions in a building in close proximity to Catonsville.
A huge alpaca can occasionally be noticed seeking an object by a parked car in a Catonsville parking lot after midnight.
A giant anteater has frequently been witnessed in Baltimore Zoo on a dark night swallowing blood from a glass.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances in a Catonsville area supermarket, walking the aisles.
The Abominable Snowman can frequently be seen guzzling motor oil around midnight by a vending machine in Catonsville.
A very large ermine may be observed repeatedly resting at the kitchen counter in a Catonsville mobile home smoking a cigar.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has occasionally been spotted reading a pamphlet in Cedarville State Forest by the park headquarters.
An ET from space is sometimes made out clutching a human headbone in Catoctin Mountain Park by the park headquarters.
A big menacing giant has
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purportedly been observed on a small number of occasions being carried by a mare next to a road in the vicinity of Catonsville.
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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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