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These are some lies we made up about Cambridge.
A Centrosaurus was perceived rummaging around in trash container on a Cambridge road.
A huge kid has regularly been perceived in American Legion Park late at night swallowing root beer.
A space man from Mars is repeatedly distinguished on a Cambridge avenue in the early morning hours.
An enormous puppy has been distinguished on a few occasions reading a magazine in Hambrooks Bar before sunrise.
A space man from deep space can regularly be observed at Maple Dam late at night looking at the vista.
The ghost of an old Indian chief may be noticed very frequently floating in the air like a blimp in Cambridge. In any case, it sure is a menacing phantom that you don't want to come across late at night.
An extraterrestrial is once in a while perceived at Bradley Cove around midnight looking down into the water.
Plato has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions at Birch Dam Creek late at night chucking pebbles
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into the stream.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady can sometimes be perceived climbing out of Green Brier Swamp covered in slime very late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been spotted staring at a man snoozing in a bed in a home in Cambridge.
A black dog that shifted shape
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into a female is frequently witnessed trying on clothes in a Cambridge apartment. Residents here who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Cambridge a long time ago.
An enormous quagga is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in Calvert Cliffs State Park right by the park headquarters calling out names.
An alien from the Moon can frequently be observed quite near the entrance to Assateague Island National Seashore facing the viewer.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may be seen frequently ascending up from a storm drain on a Cambridge road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A sphinx is every now and then distinguished poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Cambridge.
A very large rhinoceros can from time to time be observed playing a tune on an accordion in a Cambridge home.
A large bloodcurdling giant was seen in a mirror in a Cambridge apartment; the ghost was solely to be
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Ghost Sightings From Cambridge
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Ghost Sightings From Cambridge
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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