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These are some lies we made up about Callaway.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is frequently observed in Cecils Mill Historic District late at night pulling a corpse across the ground.
A massive whale has allegedly been seen on many instances moving orbs about along a wild highway near Callaway very late at night.
The ghost of a bum may regularly be seen going for a dip down at Lane Beach around midnight.
A space man from another galaxy can be noticed over and over again next to the water at Albright Point gazing furiously at the witness.
An enormous wombat has once in a while been noticed around midnight scrambling out of Frog Marshes covered in mud.
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Ghost Sightings From Callaway
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Ghost Sightings From Callaway
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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