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California, Maryland Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about California.
The ghost of an aged guy with a long gray mustache emerged sitting at the dining table in a California apartment hollowing out a nook. The spirit talked about revenging an assassination.
An alien vacationer from another world was seen at Back Creek at midnight throwing pieces of wood into the flow.
An alien from Venus was spotted in Cecils Mill Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise sipping blood from a bottle.
The spirit of a guy sporting army attire has often been noticed checking out Hellen Bar in detail on a dark night. A woman who lives here says that this phantom may perhaps be a celebrated past dweller of California. Regardless of what people utter, this is an unpleasant ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A very large tiger is repeatedly made out traveling on a donkey beside a road near California.
A space alien from the cosmos has been said to have been made out on many occasions gazing down into
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the water at Back Creek before sunrise.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head may repeatedly be witnessed by Nutts Cliffs reading a book. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you wouldn't want to come across late at night.
A knight's armor from the middle ages with no human being inside can be made out
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very frequently searching for a man at East Patuxent Basin late at night. Anyhow, it indisputably is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A fairly transparent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a craft has once in a while been made out clutching a human skull by Frog Marshes. One of the residents decisively claims that this spirit is almost certainly the struggling spirit of a resident who used to have a house here in California.
The phantom of a young gentleman wearing a confederate uniform is sometimes spotted marching through a home in the neighborhood of California. In any case, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that should be steered clear of.
Johann Sebastian Bach may occasionally be made out in Calvert Cliffs State Park near the ranger station gazing.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has frequently been seen striding through a California vicinity burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From California
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Ghost Sightings From California
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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