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The phantom of a strapped up guy has supposedly been spotted on many occasions strolling through an apartment next to Cabin John.
The ghost of a hobo may now and then be witnessed after midnight gazing across David Taylor Model Basin.
The ghost of an elderly witch is often distinguished shouting names in Ayrlawn Park around midnight. Several of those who live here say this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Cabin John resident. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
A space man has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions fly fishing from the shore of Dalecarlia Reservoir in the early morning hours.
A very large bat can regularly be witnessed at night drifting by on Bogley Branch.
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Ghost Sightings From Cabin John
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Ghost Sightings From Cabin John
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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