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These are some lies we made up about Bushwood.
A space man from space has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions pushing orbs around down next to the water at Avenue Branch.
A space alien may every so often be noticed calling names of people by Church Swamp.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was perceived trying to locate a glove by a parked Dodge in a Bushwood parking lot at the stroke of midnight. The arrival of the onlooker terrified the ghost who then disappeared. People who have distinguished this ghost assert this ghost could be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Bushwood many years ago. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that should be steered clear of.
A giant bighorn came into view in the center of Bassfold Creek yelling at the viewer to disappear.
The martian captain of a flying saucer was made out in a Bushwood area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Bushwood
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Ghost Sightings From Bushwood
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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