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These are some lies we made up about Burtonsville.
Socrates has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances stacking chunks of concrete at Contee Main Settling Pond Dam on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos can often be distinguished in a trailer in close proximity to Burtonsville.
An alien from planet Venus has from time to time been perceived searching for a map beside a parked Jeep in a Burtonsville parking lot on a dark night.
A massive chamois has been seen on numerous occasions in Beaverdam Creek sipping orange juice.
A Velociraptor has often been perceived hiding a cadaver by a large rock in Adelphi Recreation Center after midnight.
A semi see-through guy dressed as the skipper of a vessel is regularly observed reading a magazine on a dark night by a mailbox in Burtonsville. Locals say that this ghost is the undead soul of a former Burtonsville resident. One thing's for certain, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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massive porpoise has allegedly been witnessed on many instances throwing pebbles into Burnt Mills Reservoir at night.
A colossal crocodile may be made out often staggering through a mobile home in Burtonsville.
A sizeable chilling ghost has from time to time been observed wandering through a home near Burtonsville.
A space invader
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from another galaxy has been said to have been witnessed on several instances at a public phone in Burtonsville using the telephone.
The spirit of a shackled up gentleman may from time to time be distinguished at the entrance to Cedarville State Forest meditating.
The ghost of a bum was noticed scaring people alongside a deserted road right next door to Burtonsville before sunrise. When the observer materialized the ghost ran away. A local resident alleges that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Burtonsville long ago.
A very large kinkajou appeared yelling names in Appalachian National Scenic Trail right by the park headquarters.
A massive elk was perceived standing by a wild highway close to Burtonsville.
The spirit of a young-looking lady drenched in blood came into sight in a residence in Burtonsville. The arrival of the witness scared the ghost who then faded away. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
An extremely large aoudad was made out
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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