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An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can once in a while be made out in the early morning hours scrutinizing Crampton Gap in detail.
A creepy skeleton was perceived at Damazo Pond Dam in the early morning hours trying to exclaim something. When the phantom was observed it vanished into the air.
A space alien came into sight soaring across Lambs Old Field late at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO was made out snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Burkittsville.
A luminous human figure came into view playing a melody on a piano in a Burkittsville apartment. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being spotted. It has been said that this individual ghost may well be a well-known old days resident of Burkittsville.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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