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An ET from planet Mars is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances gazing at a man snoozing on a couch in a flat in Buckeystown.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a big axe can frequently be made out by Arundel Branch chatting into the thin air. In any event, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can be spotted very often in Ballenger Creek Park at midnight trying to locate a man.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has sometimes been seen in a store in the Buckeystown neighborhood.
A space man from Saturn has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions climbing out from a manhole on a Buckeystown street late at night.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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