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A colossal ermine is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances hiding a dead body by a big rock in Bryantown Historic District at midnight.
A frightening beast may repeatedly be witnessed attempting to hide a body in Jordan Swamp at midnight. According to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise folks who have the nerve to disturb the serenity in Bryantown.
A big chilling monster can be spotted time and again near the water's edge at Gilbert Run Lake flashing a light.
The spirit of a guy dressed as a plumber has now and then been witnessed taking pleasure in the view at Jameson Dam after midnight. Anyway, it undeniably is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A woman with a semi transparent body is from time to time made out gazing across Devils Nest in the early morning hours. A lot of locals say this phantom gets pleasure from scaring people who come seeking phantoms in Bryantown.
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Ghost Sightings From Bryantown
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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