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The spirit of a homeless gentleman is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent occasions at Bryan Point at midnight looking down into the water.
Thumbelina may be made out frequently pulling a dead body through some bushes in Accokeek Neighborhood Park very late at night.
A massive kangaroo has occasionally been seen poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Bryans Road.
An enormous kinkajou is once in a while observed in a Bryans Road school in the early morning hours striding the hallways.
Leonardo da Vinci is known to have been witnessed on frequent instances staring at the water by Myrtle Grove Lake Dam around midnight.
A colossal dormouse may from time to time be seen in a trailer outside Bryans Road.
The Mothman has often been noticed very late at night glancing across Hybla Valley.
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Ghost Sightings From Bryans Road
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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