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These are some lies we made up about Brunswick.
Frankenstein's Monster is often seen going through garbage cans on a Brunswick residential road.
A woman with a sword in her head may regularly be spotted on a Brunswick residential road at midnight.
An martian tourist from another planet has once in a while been made out in Brunswick City Park after midnight burying a dead body by a sizeable rock.
An alien from the cosmos is now and then noticed at Damazo Pond Dam on a dark night looking at the panorama.
The phantom of a youthful Indian fighter can once in a while be made out floating in the air like a helium balloon in Brunswick.
An extraterrestrial has often been made out around midnight leading a lead tour of Weverton Cliffs to a crowd of ghosts.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly observed at Broad Run at midnight chucking boulders into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Brunswick
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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