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The ghost of a youthful woman clad as a house keeper was noticed trying on a jacket in a Broomes Island flat. When the watcher emerged the ghost ran away. It has been declared that this individual phantom is that of a local resident who settled here in Broomes Island before the present. One thing's for sure, it's a frightening ghost that you do not want to bump into after midnight.
A Seismosaurus became visible by Nutts Cliffs excavating a gap.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object was witnessed piling pieces of wood by Back Creek.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has frequently been seen up on the highest spot of Fort Hill annihilating a picture.
A gigantic coati is often distinguished creeping out of Cypress Swamp soaked in slime at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Broomes Island
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Ghost Sightings From Broomes Island
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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