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These are some lies we made up about Brooklyn.
An alien may repeatedly be made out up on Federal Hill throwing bricks.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO may be spotted over and over again piling bricks by Glen Burnie Bog.
A space man from Jupiter has now and then been perceived gulping blood from a beaker by Fort McHenry Angle.
A very large weasel is once in a while witnessed in a Brooklyn flat.
A space alien from deep space has been perceived on numerous instances walking down a secluded road close to Brooklyn.
An extremely large wombat can now and then be distinguished in Andover Park very late at night smoking a pipe.
A fluorescent human form was observed reading a tabloid down by the water at Arundel Cove. The ghost was consumed by the air after being observed.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship was witnessed around midnight checking out Fishing Point Shoal in detail.
The spirit of a pregnant lady came into sight resting in an armchair in a home
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near Brooklyn. When observed the spirit came near the eye witness who then ran away. According to what the locals allege, this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Brooklyn local. One thing is for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a menacing spirit that should be let alone.
A space invader from the Moon was seen in the rear seat of
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a Dodge by the driver setting eyes on the spirit in her rear view mirror late at night.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was spotted gardening in the front yard of a mobile home in Brooklyn.
The phantom of a young gentleman having on a winter jacket has often been noticed chucking rocks into the current at Batts Branch in the early morning hours.
A colossal sloth is often distinguished in a canoe on Ashburton Lake flashing a flash light.
Henry VIII has supposedly been spotted on a small number of occasions at Clear Spring Water Reservoir Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the scenery.
A colossal dromedary can regularly be noticed by an old man hiking along a trail in the neighborhood of Brooklyn.
A massive aoudad can be observed frequently at the entrance to Cedarville State Forest shouting names.
An ET from another planet has every now and then been perceived in Catoctin Mountain Park by the ranger station pointing at the observer.
A headless guy is now and then made out seated
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on the floor in a house in Brooklyn.
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Ghost Sightings From Brooklyn
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Ghost Sightings From Brooklyn
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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