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These are some lies we made up about Brookeville.
A huge kitten has now and then been distinguished staring at the water by Brighton Dam at midnight.
An alien from Venus is every so often observed hollowing out a crack on the shore of Triadelphia Reservoir.
The ghost of a woman having a pentagram etched into her cheek is rumored to have been made out on a small number of occasions by Batchellors Run burning a picture. Based on what the local residents declare, this phantom gets pleasure from startling unwise folks who come looking for phantoms in Brookeville. Either way, it is unquestionably a terrifying spirit that should be stayed away from.
A female with worms crawling out of her eye sockets may once in a while be seen trying to locate a book in Bowie Mill Park before dawn. In any case, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her heart was seen rummaging around in a closet in
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the bedroom of a Brookeville residence before sunrise. Shocked by the eye witnesses the phantom made its way into the night. Many locals allege this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Brookeville some decades ago.
An ET from another world came into sight on the peak of Annapolis Rock very late at night monitoring the scenery.
The
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extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object was distinguished sitting at the dining table in a Brookeville house.
An ET from planet Saturn came into view staring at folks in a Brookeville house through a peephole.
A space man from space was distinguished hitch-hiking alongside a shady road in the neighborhood of Brookeville.
Vasco da Gama was noticed sending a parcel at a Brookeville post office.
The ghost of a tied up female has regularly been noticed swallowing unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Brookeville.
An extremely large elk is regularly distinguished walking a Collie at the stroke of midnight on a shadowy Brookeville avenue.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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