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These are some lies we made up about Brinklow.
A big chilling dragon became visible staring at the water by Brighton Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from the cosmos was spotted bass fishing from the water's edge of Triadelphia Reservoir after midnight.
A huge snake was made out screaming at the witness to disappear by Batchellors Run.
An armor from the middle ages with no human inside has often been made out going wild in Bel Pre Park late at night. Regardless of what, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to come across late at night.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly witnessed in a Brinklow secondary school at midnight staggering the hallways.
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Ghost Sightings From Brinklow
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Ghost Sightings From Brinklow
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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