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These are some lies we made up about Brentwood.
A space alien from another world was seen contemplating around midnight on a sidewalk in Brentwood.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into sight looking at the sight from the pinnacle of Barnard Hill in the early morning hours.
An martian voyager from another planet was witnessed repositioning orbs around in Adelphi Mill Recreation Center before dawn.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe materialized walking through an apartment in Brentwood. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed time and again in the neighborhood.
The chilling spirit of a Hun was noticed being carried by a pony next to a road in close proximity to Brentwood. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else near. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Brentwood before the present.
A space invader from Saturn was observed at Greenbelt Dam after midnight enjoying
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the scenery.
A space invader from another galaxy has regularly been witnessed wandering through an apartment right next door to Brentwood.
A creepy skeleton is repeatedly seen late at night drifting along Beaverdam Creek.
Issac Newton has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions down at the water at Buzzard Point carving a hole.
The martian navigator of a UFO may be perceived very frequently in a phone booth in Brentwood using the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Brentwood
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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