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These are some lies we made up about Bozman.
A man devoid of a head is known to have been observed on a handful of instances down at the water at Amys Marsh Point hurling chunks of concrete.
A giant hamster can from time to time be observed in the early morning hours drifting along Back Creek.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft was noticed before dawn studying Nelson Island Shoal in detail.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large beard and an eye patch was spotted trashing a glove at Poplar Harbor at midnight. There have been other accounts with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood. One thing is for certain, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a flight attendant came into view watching television in a Bozman living room before sunrise. Additional reports of this spirit have been conveyed. Any which way, it's a menacing phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Bozman
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Ghost Sightings From Bozman
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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