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The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter has often been perceived looking at the panorama from the summit of Black Hill before dawn.
A space alien from another world is frequently spotted in Bucklodge Branch trying to capture something.
A massive musk deer can frequently be perceived at Churchill Town Sector Dam before dawn enjoying the scenery.
A space invader can be made out frequently in a residence in close proximity to Boyds.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system has occasionally been made out searching for a book underneath a parked Toyota in a Boyds parking lot at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Boyds
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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