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These are some lies we made up about Bowie.
A giant porcupine was made out conversing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was present.
The phantom of a man having half his head missing was noticed peeking through apartment windows in Bowie at night. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been numerous other sightings of this precise ghost.
A beheaded lady has repeatedly been spotted covering a dead body by a large boulder in Allen Pond Park at midnight.
Leonardo da Vinci is often seen turning toward the viewer at Allen Pond Dam late in the night.
A colossal quagga has allegedly been made out on many occasions howling at the viewer to be off in a canoe on 18 Reservoir.
An enormous dugong may regularly be witnessed going wild by Island Marshes.
A gigantic ewe can be perceived repeatedly mid stream in Bald Hill Branch hollowing out a crater.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has sometimes been spotted watching TV in a Bowie living room on a dark night.
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colossal giraffe is now and then noticed on a Bowie residential street very late at night.
The ghost of an 8 foot tall colossal guy has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances floating in the air like a cloud in Bowie.
A space invader from outer space may once in a while be witnessed in a clothing store in the Bowie vicinity.
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big scary dragon has regularly been made out trying on shoes in a Bowie building.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO is repeatedly made out smoking a cigar in Calvert Cliffs State Park at the ranger station.
The ghost of an adolescent girl has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances in Catoctin Mountain Park outside the park headquarters discussing into the night. Several of the residents assert this ghost is that of a local who settled here in Bowie in the past.
A character with a skeleton face in gloomy robes may regularly be witnessed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Bowie.
A drifting ghost may be spotted over and over again performing a melody on a xylophone in a Bowie home.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior has occasionally been observed in a mirror in a Bowie flat; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
A giant bull is once in a while witnessed in a mobile home near Bowie.
The ghost of an airline pilot is rumored to have been
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observed on many occasions searching for a picture next to a parked Toyota in a Bowie parking lot at the stroke of midnight. It's been argued that this exact ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Bowie.
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Ghost Sightings From Bowie
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Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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