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These are some lies we made up about Boonsboro.
A space invader from the cosmos is repeatedly distinguished slurping water from Keedysville Spring very late at night.
A space alien is rumored to have been seen on many occasions very late at night floating along Beaver Creek.
A gigantic kangaroo may frequently be seen piling rocks at Green Brier State Park Dam and Dike in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft can be observed time and again devastating a photo by a lamppost in Boonsboro.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has now and then been perceived browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Boonsboro apartment before dawn.
The ghost of a man grasping a sword is once in a while noticed glancing over Lambs Old Field in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a woman with demonic signs engraved into her cheek can now and then be noticed gobbling a burger up on Annapolis Rock.
Archimedes has regularly been
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made out burrowing a hollow in the ground in East Woods late at night.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her head is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in Antietam National Battlefield after midnight pulling a cadaver across the ground. Folks allege that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long dead Boonsboro
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resident. Regardless of what, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space invader from planet Mercury may regularly be witnessed looking at people in a Boonsboro residence through a door crack.
A female with the head of a devil has occasionally been distinguished exploring Black Rock Gap in detail at night. Whatever people exclaim, this is a bad ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A woman hauling her head under her arm is every now and then witnessed on a dark night looking at Horseshoe Bend.
A space man from another solar system has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions in a secluded area next to Boonsboro.
The ghost of a youthful female in a bloody wedding dress can sometimes be seen spitting at passing cars next to a dark road right next door to Boonsboro. A resident alleges that this spirit is that of a person who lived here in Boonsboro a long time ago.
A gigantic alpaca was observed near the entrance to Appalachian National Scenic Trail shining
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Ghost Sightings From Boonsboro
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Ghost Sightings From Boonsboro
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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