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A space alien from another galaxy has sometimes been perceived in Aaron Run redistributing orbs around.
A space invader is now and then observed in a Bloomington area supermarket, marching the aisles.
A massive anteater has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions looking crossly at the watcher in Custer Hollow in the early morning hours.
A very large mare may every so often be seen going out of control on the shore of Jennings Randolph Lake.
The ghost of a critically mangled huntsman pulling a dead mountain lion was made out throwing boulders by Pine Swamp. There have been several testimonies regarding this ghost in the vicinity. One of the residents strongly declares that this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to live here in Bloomington.
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Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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