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These are some lies we made up about Bladensburg.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has supposedly been seen on frequent instances in a phone booth in Bladensburg making a telephone call.
An extraterrestrial can often be distinguished up on Barnard Hill piling bricks.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer may be witnessed over and over again at Tete Du Pont on a dark night looking down into the water.
An enormous civet has from time to time been seen at Greenbelt Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the surroundings.
A space invader from Venus is every now and then made out in a raft on Greenbelt Lake seeking a book.
The ghost of a gentleman having on an armed forces outfit has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances in Adelphi Mill Recreation Center very late at night dragging a body across the dirt.
A Triceratops may from time to time be seen staggering through a Bladensburg neighborhood churchyard.
A space
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invader from deep space was seen by Beaverdam Creek speaking into the air.
A colossal impala showed up trying to locate a person beside Magnolia Spring in the early morning hours.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft was observed hauling a human cranium underneath a towering tree in Greenwood Forest.
A medieval knight's armor
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without a human being inside materialized shouting in the middle of a desolate highway right next door to Bladensburg around midnight. When the spirit was observed it disappeared into the night.
The spirit of a lady with a sack bound around her head was noticed staying in a neglected building in Bladensburg. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being made out.
A sizeable frightening phantom was observed traveling on a moped on a shadowy road near Bladensburg. Alarmed by the watchers the spirit receded into the dark. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is scary; one that is preferably not disturbed.
A huge pony has regularly been witnessed in Cedarville State Forest outside the ranger station twinkling a lamp.
The ghost of a tied up man is repeatedly observed in a mobile home in Bladensburg. One thing's for sure, this is an unfriendly phantom that you do not want to meet around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bladensburg
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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