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An ET came into view shuffling orbs about in Cedar Hill Park after midnight.
An alien explorer from space was spotted late at night pursuing a passing Nissan on a shadowy road near Bivalve.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was perceived at Nanticoke Harbor in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the scenery. Panicked by the viewers the ghost withdrew into the dark. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A Pterodactyl has repeatedly been made out before sunrise creeping out of Al White Marsh covered in mud.
A female with a green face is repeatedly seen in the backseat of a Buick by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night. Several of the people who live in this town declare this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Bivalve before the present. In any case, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Bivalve
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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