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These are some lies we made up about Bittinger.
A massive panther can every so often be noticed looking for a map under a parked VW in a Bittinger parking lot on a dark night.
Little Red Riding Hood has often been distinguished trying to conceal a body in Cunningham Swamp in the early morning hours.
A very large woodchuck is often made out heaving rocks into the water at Alexander Run at night.
Plato has supposedly been seen on a small number of occasions struggling to grip something under a bloodcurdling lofty tree in Savage River State Forest.
An extremely large rabbit may be made out repeatedly in Big Run State Park before dawn pulling a body over the grass.
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Ghost Sightings From Bittinger
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Ghost Sightings From Bittinger
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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