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A space man from another galaxy has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions coming into sight in a closet mirror.
A woman on fire, clutching a gas tank can sometimes be noticed shouting by Jay Patch.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen floating down Agricultural Ditch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien tourist from deep space showed up sitting in a chair in a house outside Bishopville.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was noticed startling folks at the water at Greys Neck.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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