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These are some lies we made up about Big Pool.
A gigantic wolverine emerged staring at the view from the highest spot of Abe Mills Mountain very late at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space was seen startling folks in Bear Pond Hollow at midnight.
The ghost of a delivery man emerged pushing orbs around by Hanging Rock. When the watcher came into view the spirit ran off. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost may well be a recognized yesteryear local of Big Pool.
A feminine form was made out on the shore of Big Pool looking chilling. The arrival of the viewer frightened the ghost who then vanished. Many residents assert this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Big Pool.
Snow White has regularly been spotted on the pinnacle of one of the mountains in the Bear Pond Mountains late at night looking furiously at the eye witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Pool
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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